Effin’ Birds 2025 Day-to-Day Calendar

Songbirds? Think again. Preening in their plumage, these birds warble side-splitting profanity and tweet . . . well, fairly accurate tweets. 

Watch your dang mouth, bird! You know that friend who's always mouthing off—that's these guys, except they can fly away. Each page of this daily calendar features a piece of vintage bird art perfectly paired with a rude remark or hilariously swear-y saying.
 
Features include:

  • No single-use plastic 
  • Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
  • Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
  • Easel backer for desk or tabletop display
  • Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Full-color tear-off pages
  • Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
  • Day/Date reference on each page
  • Combined weekend pages
  • Official major world holidays and observances
  • Features vintage bird artwork paired with explicit sayings

About the Author

Aaron Reynolds is the four-time Webby Award-winning author of Effin’ Birds, a comic strip pairing intricate artwork with mundane daily frustrations read by over half a million people every day. His first book, Effin’ Birds: A Field Guide To Identification, hit bookstores in 2019 and for seven whole days was the bestselling book by any Canadian author not named Margaret Atwood. Prior to writing Effin’ Birds as his full-time gig, Aaron was the creative director for a podcast network, a software trainer for Apple, and a Santa Claus photographer at the worst mall in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada.

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