Effin’ Birds 2025 Wall Calendar

These fowl and their foul-mouthed friends express themselves in laugh-out-loud profanity as colorful as their feathers. 

Who're you, John James @%$&#! Audubon? Ornithologists have long known birds to have filthy vocabularies and a misanthropic worldview—and now you know, too! Every spread of this monthly wall calendar proves the old adage true—"Bird, bird, bird, bird is the effin' word."
Features include:

  • 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
  • Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
  • Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Planning spread for September–December 2024
  • Spans January–December 2025
  • Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
  • Official major world holidays and observances
  • Moon phases, based on Universal Time
  • Features colorful vintage bird artwork with even more colorful language

About the Author

Aaron Reynolds is the four-time Webby Award-winning author of Effin’ Birds, a comic strip pairing intricate artwork with mundane daily frustrations read by over half a million people every day. His first book, Effin’ Birds: A Field Guide To Identification, hit bookstores in 2019 and for seven whole days was the bestselling book by any Canadian author not named Margaret Atwood. Prior to writing Effin’ Birds as his full-time gig, Aaron was the creative director for a podcast network, a software trainer for Apple, and a Santa Claus photographer at the worst mall in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada.

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