Effin’ Birds 12-Month 2025 Monthly/Weekly Planner Calendar

Why do effin' birds suddenly appear? To cuss you out, up, and down. 

Who knew birdsong was so swear-y? Each winsomely colored illustration doubles its vintage charm with hilariously foul-tempered profanity. Gasp, laugh, and be inspired by feathered friends dropping vulgar truth bombs.

Features include:

  • 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open)
  • Perfect bound
  • Sturdy softcover
  • Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Ribbon page marker
  • 12-month planner: January–December 2025
  • Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
  • Weekly spreads include color artwork and plenty of room to write
  • Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more
  • Year-at-a-glance pages for 2024, 2025, and 2026
  • Official major world holidays and observances
  • Moon phases, based on Universal Time
  • Every weekly spread features beautifully colored vintage bird illustrations and hilariously profane captions

About the Author

Aaron Reynolds is the four-time Webby Award-winning author of Effin’ Birds, a comic strip pairing intricate artwork with mundane daily frustrations read by over half a million people every day. His first book, Effin’ Birds: A Field Guide To Identification, hit bookstores in 2019 and for seven whole days was the bestselling book by any Canadian author not named Margaret Atwood. Prior to writing Effin’ Birds as his full-time gig, Aaron was the creative director for a podcast network, a software trainer for Apple, and a Santa Claus photographer at the worst mall in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada.

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