I mean, if you give your cat a smartphone and teach him to text, you deserve what you get, right? Luckily, what you get is this hilarious, drama-filled daily calendar.

The Texts from Mittens 2025 Day-to-Day Calendar pulls back the curtain on the amusing inner life of housecat Mitty via text messages with his patient human and glimpses into the zany antics of his animal friends. Come for the drama but stay for the liver treats.

Features include:

• No single-use plastic 
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Page size: 4.606" x 4.606"
• Easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages 
• Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia
• Each page features hysterical text messages from a demanding, dramatic cat