it’s just what I wanted! (i hope they saved the receipt!)" —momma loves her some eggnog: happy holidaze

* For those Yuletides requiring equal parts bourbon and eggnog, MikWright’s here to say, "happy holidaze!"

Pairing vintage family photographs with irreverently saucy captions, Tim Mikkelsen and Phyllis Wright-Herman, better known as MikWright, make the most of holiday traditions and seasonal annoyances.

Nutty relatives, tipsy partygoers, and disappointing gifts become tolerable when paired with MikWrightisms like:

* "holidays with the family are always a trip . . . a trip to the liquor store."

* "i’ll be home for christmas. (and in therapy by new year’s.)"

* "although a miracle, mary regretted not having an epidural."