Wititudes 2025 Day-to-Day Calendar

Revenge Is Beneath Me, But Accidents Happen

Sarcastic wit and campy, retro art will keep you laughing in 2025 as this daily calendar pokes fun at all the things that threaten ruining your day.

Each page showcases a relatable, humorous, and sometimes swear-y quip on everything from pesky job responsibilities, annoying family members, and all of life’s perennial struggles––as well as the cocktails and friendships that keep you relatively sane.
Features include:

  • No single-use plastic 
  • Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display 
  • Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
  • Easel backer for desk or tabletop display
  • Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Full-color tear-off pages
  • Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
  • Day/Date reference on each page
  • Combined weekend pages
  • Official major world holidays and observances
  • Sidesplitting sarcasm and vintage aesthetics to keep you laughing all year long 

About the Author

Wititudes is an Internet favorite source for witty quips and snappy snark with a retro art style. The Wititudes Facebook page, free ecard website, and Instagram account amuses millions with its sarcastic jokes and vintage caricatures.

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