Unspirational 2025 Day-to-Day Calendar
All I Want to Do Is Sleep and Pet Dogs
By Elan Gale
What happens when affirmations collide with reality? Unspiration.
Darkly funny meme-inspired parodies of motivational self-help messages, Elan Gale's @unspirational shows anyone going through dark times that there's always someone there to steal your car.
Features include:
• No single-use plastic
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Page size 4.6" x 4.6"
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Each page features a hilariously dark, cynical, and sarcastic anti-affirmation.
Details & Purchase
Day-by-Day Calendar
- Price: $17.99
- Dimensions: 5.1185.118
- ISBN: 9781524889517
- Publish Date: 8/6/2024
- Pages: 640
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About the Author
Elan Gale is a strange person, author, and television writer, who is best known for his time as an Executive Producer of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and and for creating both FBoy Island and FGirl Island. In his spare time, he is a social media master who has amassed over 6 million social media followers between his various humorous accounts. He is small in stature, physically weak, and an alcoholic, and those are his best qualities. He has been featured in the New York Times, USWeekly, Time, Salon, People Magazine, The Today Show, and countless other publications and blogs. Under his Unspirational banner, he has published Texts from Your Ex, Tinder Nightmares, and Your Shitty Family. He currently lives in Los Angeles and hates traffic.
