Butts on Things 2025 Wall Calendar

It's butts. On things. Yes, it's really that simple. Yes, it's really that hilarious.

If you've ever been told you have an "immature" sense of humor, this may be the calendar for you. Equal parts charming, simple, and absurd, the Butts on Things 2025 Wall Calendar is guaranteed to knock you on your butt with laughter.

Features include:

  • 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
  • Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging 
  • Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Planning spread for September–December 2024
  • Spans January–December 2025
  • Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
  • Official major world holidays and observances
  • Moon phases, based on Universal Time
  • Each monthly spread features a booty-ful original illustration

About the Author

Brian Cook is a one-headed, two-armed illustrator that resides in Portland, OR. He is the author and illustrator of Beware the Haunted Legs and the creator of Teeny Press. He has worked internationally on a wide range of illustration projects. His art can be seen in comics, on gig posters, t-shirts, and company logos. Notable clients include Capitol Records, Warner Brothers Records, Facebook, Target, Kelloggs, Nike, Threadless, Woot, and his uncle Doug.

He was raised in Michigan on a healthy dose of cartoons, comics, cereal, and Oreos.

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