If at first you don’t succeed . . . destroy all evidence that you tried.” –Office 101

A hip, photographically illustrated guide for cubicle slaves everywhere in any business setting, including the millions of office-bound college and high-school graduates.

Following the success of Life 101, Geoffrey Day-Lewis provides today’s cubicle dwellers with tips for workplace survival in this professional primer-a complementary mix of thoughtful office insights and edgy, full-color photographs.

Ninety-six percent of the population is currently employed. Eighteen percent of the workforce logs in from home. That leaves seventy-eight percent of laborers who collaborate in office-based settings. To avoid the perils of un-professionalism and ensure you’re not Dunder Mifflin-bound, Day-Lewis offers employable pointers for office workers everywhere:

* “Many hands make light work.”

* “Make technology your friend.”

* “Always give 100 percent of yourself. Monday-2 percent, Tuesday-13 percent, Wednesday-29 percent, Thursday-21 precent, Friday-35 percent.”