Wititudes 2024 Day-to-Day Calendar

Pretending to Be a Functioning Adult Is Exhausting

Bitingly funny and sassy, this calendar pairs vintage aesthetics with a witty quip to help you make it through another day.

Each daily page features a hilarious, relatable wisecrack on topics ranging from friendships, job crazies, pesky grown-up responsibilities, dieting, cocktails, the “joys” of aging, and more. The calendar’s sarcastic witticisms will keep you laughing all year.
Features include:

  • 6" x 5.125" page size
  • Recyclable plastic-free easel backer for desk or tabletop display
  • Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Full-color tear-off pages
  • Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
  • Day/date reference on each page
  • Combined weekend pages
  • Official major world holidays and observances
  • Snappy snark with a retro art style

About the Author

Wititudes is an Internet favorite source for witty quips and snappy snark with a retro art style. The Wititudes Facebook page, free ecard website, and Instagram account amuses millions with its sarcastic jokes and vintage caricatures.

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