Unspirational 2023 Day-to-Day Calendar

Never. Give up.

Sincerely sweary, deceptively dark, and purposely pessimistic, the hilarious anti-affirmations in Unspirational 2023 Day-to-Day Calendar provide the perfect laugh by skewering the pompous self-seriousness of “positive thinking.”

Perfect for that coworker or friend with the slightly cynical sense of humor, every day features a full-color image and hilarious quote from the hugely popular @unspirational Instagram account.

Features include:

  • 4.5" x 4.5" page size
  • Easel backer for desk or tabletop display
  • Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Full-color tear-off pages
  • Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
  • Day/Date reference on each page
  • Combined weekend pages
  • Official major world holidays and observations
  • Every day features hilariously pessimistic quotes and anti-affirmations in @Unspirational’a inimitable style

About the Author

Elan Gale is a strange person, author, and television writer, who is best known for his time as an Executive Producer of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and and for creating FBoy Island. In his spare time he is a social media master who has amassed over 6 million social media followers between his various humorous accounts. He is small in stature, physically weak, and an alcoholic, and those are his best qualities. He has been featured in the NYTimes, USWeekly, Time Magazine, Salon, People Magazine, The Today Show, and countless other publications and blogs. Under his Unspirational banner, he has published Texts from Your Ex, Tinder Nightmares, and Your Shitty Family. He currently lives in Los Angeles and hates traffic.


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