Effin’ Birds Undated Monthly/Weekly Planner Calendar

A Field Guide to Identification

The Effin' Birds undated planner pairs vintage art of our fine feathered friends with the creative and clever expletives, profanities, and obscenities these silly birds use on a daily basis.
 

Each spread of this planner features some of the rudest birds on earth and their foul language, weird habits, and strange personalities that prompt them to say such hysterically awful things like, "Talking to you is fucking exhausting," or "Do not care, goodbye."  A must-have for any effin’ birder.
Other features include:

Features include:

  • 7" x 9" (9" x 14" open)
  • Sturdy softcover
  • Printed on uncoated paper
  • Ribbon page marker
  • Contains one year’s worth of undated monthly/weekly planning spreads
  • Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
  • Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more
  • Includes vintage bird artwork paired with sweary commentary



 

About the Author

Aaron Reynolds is the two-time Webby Award-winning author of Effin’ Birds, a comic strip pairing intricate artwork with mundane daily frustrations read by over half a million people every day. His first book, Effin’ Birds: A Field Guide To Identification, hit bookstores in 2019 and for seven whole days was the bestselling book by any Canadian author not named Margaret Atwood. Prior to writing Effin’ Birds as his full-time gig, Aaron was the creative director for a podcast network, a software trainer for Apple, and a Santa Claus photographer at the worst mall in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada.

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