Stupid on the Road: Idiots on Planes, Trains, Buses, and Cars, the compilation of human stupidity from New York Times best-selling author Leland Gregory, is a riotous collection of the unbelievably bizarre events and behavior that result when people strap themselves in behind the wheel.

This time, Leland–who so entertainingly highlighted humanity’s stupidity in the areas of crime, business, love, politics, cruelty, and history–turns his attention to idiots on the road and in the air.

For instance, here are actual statements given by insurance policyholders describing their automobile accidents:

“A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.”

“The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.”

These true stories, from the strange to the outrageous to the just-plain dumb, will have you shaking your head at the wacky misadventures that have occurred as people attempt to get from point A to point B.