If You Give a Man a Cookie

A Parody

#1 New York Times bestselling author Laura Numeroff, author of the hugely popular children’s book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, offers this hilarious parody of her own book for the man in your life.

If you give a man a cookie…he's going to want milk to go with it…God forbid he should get it himself.

If You Give a Man a Cookie is a woman’s commentary about her helpless man and the chain of events that leads him on a journey from the bed to the bathroom to the couch and back to bed at nightfall.

About the Author

A New York Times bestselling children's book author, Laura is best known for the series based on her book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. First printed in 1985, "Mouse" is beyond its 60th printing. The fourth book in the series, If You Take a Mouse to the Movies, was on the New York Times children's bestseller list for five months, with nine weeks at number one.

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