Effin’ Birds 2025 Weekly Desk Pad Calendar
By Aaron Reynolds
Birds of an effin' feather flock the eff together. Jot down notes, manage your schedule, and learn a few new curses with this handy and attractive desk pad calendar. Each weekly page of this 12-month desk pad features feathered friends with bold and brazen truth bombs ready to drop! Keep track of important dates in…
Effin’ Birds 2025 Wall Calendar
By Aaron Reynolds
These fowl and their foul-mouthed friends express themselves in laugh-out-loud profanity as colorful as their feathers. Who're you, John James @%$&#! Audubon? Ornithologists have long known birds to have filthy vocabularies and a misanthropic worldview—and now you know, too! Every spread of this monthly wall calendar proves the old adage true—"Bird, bird, bird, bird is…
Effin’ Birds 12-Month 2025 Monthly/Weekly Planner Calendar
By Aaron Reynolds
Why do effin' birds suddenly appear? To cuss you out, up, and down. Who knew birdsong was so swear-y? Each winsomely colored illustration doubles its vintage charm with hilariously foul-tempered profanity. Gasp, laugh, and be inspired by feathered friends dropping vulgar truth bombs. Features include: 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open) Perfect bound Sturdy…
Effin’ Birds 2025 Day-to-Day Calendar
By Aaron Reynolds
Songbirds? Think again. Preening in their plumage, these birds warble side-splitting profanity and tweet . . . well, fairly accurate tweets. Watch your dang mouth, bird! You know that friend who's always mouthing off—that's these guys, except they can fly away. Each page of this daily calendar features a piece of vintage bird art perfectly…