Kids Write Jokes

@KidsWriteJokes brings you over 150 crazy, entertaining and hilarious jokes written by kids! Answering questions you've always wanted to know, like…

Q. Why does mums get so angry
A. beacuse when she sends you to your rhoom she can read a fashion book

The best knock knock jokes…

knock knock
toilet to the rescue

The horror jokes you didn't know you wanted but now need…

it was a dark and creepy night there was a
black and white figure in the forest
it was a cow.

And some of the weirdest gags you'll ever hear…

Q. What do you call a freak horse?
A. Jessica

Based on the hit @kidswritejokes twitter and tumbler feeds, Kids Write Jokes is a collection of the weirdest, wackiest, and downright hilarious gags from kids from all over the world…  
Curated by the (anonymous) moderator of a kids jokes website, the jokes are all genuine submissions: "A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids” they explained… so we’ve collected them here instead!
 

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